[Verse 1] <b class="chord">F</b> <b class="chord">Am</b> <b class="chord">Cm/Eb</b> It's a god-awful small affair <b class="chord">D7</b> To the girl with the mousy hair <b class="chord">Gm</b> <b class="chord">Bb</b> <b class="chord">C7</b> But her mummy is yelling "No" <b class="chord">F</b> And her daddy has told her to go <b class="chord">F</b> <b class="chord">Am</b> <b class="chord">Cm/Eb</b> But her friend is nowhere to be seen <b class="chord">D7</b> Now she walks through her sunken dream. <b class="chord">Gm</b> <b class="chord">Bb</b> <b class="chord">C7</b> To the seat with the clearest view And she's hooked to the silver screen [Pre-Chorus] <b class="chord">Ab</b> <b class="chord">Eaug</b> <b class="chord">Fm</b> But the film is a saddening bore <b class="chord">Ab7</b> For she's lived it ten times or more <b class="chord">Db</b> <b class="chord">Aaug</b> <b class="chord">Bbm</b> She could spit in the eyes of fools <b class="chord">Db7</b> As they ask her to focus on [Chorus] <b class="chord">Bb</b> <b class="chord">Eb</b> Sailors fighting in the dance hall <b class="chord">Gm7</b> <b class="chord">Gbaug</b> <b class="chord">F</b> Oh man! look at those cavemen go <b class="chord">Fm</b> <b class="chord">Cm7</b> It's the freakiest show <b class="chord">Ebm7</b> <b class="chord">Bb</b> Take a look at the lawman <b class="chord">Eb</b> Beating up the wrong guy <b class="chord">Gm</b> <b class="chord">Gbaug</b> Oh man! Wonder if he'll ever know <b class="chord">F</b> <b class="chord">Fm</b> <b class="chord">Cm7</b> He's in the best selling show <b class="chord">Ebm7</b> <b class="chord">Gm7</b> <b class="chord">Gbaug</b> <b class="chord">Bb</b> <b class="chord">C/E</b> Is there life on Mars? [Bridge] <b class="chord">F</b> <b class="chord">Gbdim</b> <b class="chord">Gm</b> <b class="chord">Ddim</b> <b class="chord">Am</b> <b class="chord">Bb</b> <b class="chord">Bbm</b> [Verse 2] <b class="chord">F</b> <b class="chord">Am</b> <b class="chord">Cm/Eb</b> It's on Amerika's tortured brow <b class="chord">D7</b> That Mickey Mouse has grown up a cow <b class="chord">Gm</b> <b class="chord">Bb</b> <b class="chord">C7</b> Now the workers have struck for fame <b class="chord">F</b> 'Cause Lennon's on sale again <b class="chord">F</b> <b class="chord">Am</b> <b class="chord">Cm/Eb</b> See the mice in their million hordes <b class="chord">D7</b> From Ibeza to the norfolk broads <b class="chord">Gm</b> <b class="chord">Bb</b> <b class="chord">C7</b> Rule Britannia is out of bounds To my mother, my dog, and clowns [Pre-Chorus] <b class="chord">Ab</b> <b class="chord">Eaug</b> <b class="chord">Fm</b> But the film is a saddening bore <b class="chord">Ab7</b> For I've writ it ten times or more <b class="chord">Db</b> <b class="chord">Aaug</b> <b class="chord">Bbm</b> It's about to be writ again <b class="chord">Db7</b> As I ask you to focus on [Chorus] <b class="chord">Bb</b> <b class="chord">Eb</b> Sailors fighting in the dance hall <b class="chord">Gm7</b> <b class="chord">Gbaug</b> <b class="chord">F</b> Oh man! look at those cavemen go <b class="chord">Fm</b> <b class="chord">Cm7</b> It's the freakiest show <b class="chord">Ebm7</b> <b class="chord">Bb</b> Take a look at the lawman <b class="chord">Eb</b> Beating up the wrong guy <b class="chord">Gm</b> <b class="chord">Gbaug</b> Oh man! Wonder if he'll ever know <b class="chord">F</b> <b class="chord">Fm</b> <b class="chord">Cm7</b> He's in the best selling show <b class="chord">Ebm7</b> <b class="chord">Gm7</b> <b class="chord">Gbaug</b> <b class="chord">Bb</b> <b class="chord">C/E</b> Is there life on Mars?