e|----------------------------|----------------------------| B|-----------2---------2------|-----------2---------2------| G|-----------2---------2------|-----------2---------2------| D|------2---------2---------2-|------2---------2---------2-| A|-0--------------------------|-0--------------------------| E|----------------------------|----------------------------| <b class="chord">A</b> <b class="chord">A</b> <b class="chord">A</b> <b class="chord">A</b> <b class="chord">A</b> <b class="chord">A</b> <b class="chord">Bm</b> <b class="chord">Bm</b> I lit a thin green candle <b class="chord">D</b> <b class="chord">D</b> <b class="chord">A</b> <b class="chord">A</b> to make you jealous of me <b class="chord">A</b> <b class="chord">A</b> <b class="chord">Bm</b> <b class="chord">Bm</b> but the room just filled up with mosquitoes <b class="chord">D</b> <b class="chord">D</b> <b class="chord">E</b> <b class="chord">E</b> they heard that my body was free. <b class="chord">F#m</b> <b class="chord">F#m</b> <b class="chord">C#m</b> <b class="chord">C#m</b> Then I took the dust of a long sleepless night <b class="chord">D</b> <b class="chord">D</b> <b class="chord">A</b> <b class="chord">A</b> and I put it in your little shoe <b class="chord">Bm</b> <b class="chord">Bm</b> <b class="chord">G</b> <b class="chord">G</b> and then I confess that I tortured the dress <b class="chord">Bm</b> <b class="chord">A</b> <b class="chord">G</b> <b class="chord">G</b> that you wore for the world to look through. <b class="chord">A</b> <b class="chord">A</b> <b class="chord">A</b> <b class="chord">A</b> <b class="chord">A</b> <b class="chord">A</b> <b class="chord">Bm</b> <b class="chord">Bm</b> I showed my heart to the doctor <b class="chord">D</b> <b class="chord">D</b> <b class="chord">A</b> <b class="chord">A</b> he said I'd just have to quit <b class="chord">A</b> <b class="chord">A</b> <b class="chord">Bm</b> <b class="chord">Bm</b> then he wrote himself a perscription <b class="chord">D</b> <b class="chord">D</b> <b class="chord">E</b> <b class="chord">E</b> and your name was mentioned in it. <b class="chord">F#m</b> <b class="chord">F#m</b> <b class="chord">C#m</b> <b class="chord">C#m</b> Then he locked himself in a library shelf <b class="chord">D</b> <b class="chord">D</b> <b class="chord">A</b> <b class="chord">A</b> with the details of our honeymoon <b class="chord">Bm</b> <b class="chord">Bm</b> and I hear from the nurse <b class="chord">G</b> <b class="chord">G</b> that he's gotten much worse <b class="chord">Bm</b> <b class="chord">A</b> <b class="chord">G</b> <b class="chord">G</b> and his practice is all in a ruin. <b class="chord">A</b> <b class="chord">A</b> <b class="chord">A</b> <b class="chord">A</b> <b class="chord">A</b> <b class="chord">A</b> <b class="chord">Bm</b> <b class="chord">Bm</b> I heard of a saint who had loved you <b class="chord">D</b> <b class="chord">D</b> <b class="chord">A</b> <b class="chord">A</b> So I studied all night in his school <b class="chord">A</b> <b class="chord">A</b> <b class="chord">Bm</b> <b class="chord">Bm</b> he taught that the duty of lovers <b class="chord">D</b> <b class="chord">D</b> <b class="chord">E</b> <b class="chord">E</b> is to tarnish the golden rule. <b class="chord">F#m</b> <b class="chord">F#m</b> And just when I was sure <b class="chord">C#m</b> <b class="chord">C#m</b> that his teachings were pure <b class="chord">D</b> <b class="chord">D</b> <b class="chord">A</b> <b class="chord">A</b> he drowned himself in the pool <b class="chord">Bm</b> <b class="chord">Bm</b> <b class="chord">G</b> <b class="chord">G</b> his body is gone but back here on the lawn <b class="chord">Bm</b> <b class="chord">A</b> <b class="chord">G</b> <b class="chord">G</b> his spirit continues to drool. <b class="chord">A</b> <b class="chord">A</b> <b class="chord">A</b> <b class="chord">A</b> <b class="chord">A</b> <b class="chord">A</b> <b class="chord">Bm</b> <b class="chord">Bm</b> An Eskimo showed me a movie <b class="chord">D</b> <b class="chord">D</b> <b class="chord">A</b> <b class="chord">A</b> he'd recently taken of you <b class="chord">A</b> <b class="chord">A</b> <b class="chord">Bm</b> <b class="chord">Bm</b> the poor man could hardly stop shivering, <b class="chord">D</b> <b class="chord">D</b> <b class="chord">E</b> <b class="chord">E</b> his lips and his fingers were blue. <b class="chord">F#m</b> <b class="chord">F#m</b> I suppose that he froze <b class="chord">C#m</b> <b class="chord">C#m</b> when the wind took your clothes <b class="chord">D</b> <b class="chord">D</b> <b class="chord">A</b> and I guess he just never got warm <b class="chord">Bm</b> <b class="chord">Bm</b> <b class="chord">G</b> <b class="chord">G</b> but you stand there so nice in your blizzard of ice <b class="chord">Bm</b> <b class="chord">A</b> <b class="chord">G</b> <b class="chord">G</b> o, please let me come into the storm.